When I was working on the gift dishcloths, Brian said something like: "Do we get to keep this one?"
So, he gets to keep this one. :)
I've taken to calling it the "Three Errors Dishcloth". Error 1: yarn ran out halfway through the last row. Error 2: the last few rows are made with a different dye lot. Error 3: it's made with three pieces of yarn and the knots I put in look terrible.